New Jubilee Web-Store!

New Jubilee Web-Store!

It’s wacky, we know, but there’s almost TOO MUCH going on with Jubilee to know where to start here. I guess we could begin by telling you about our new “Old Fashioned” Web-Store, yeah? We could flap our gums about it all day, or you should just click HERE to see it for yourself.

If for some reason yer mouse is broken er sumpthin, I suppose we COULD tell you that the Jubilee Web-Store is the ONLY place online to purchase Jubilee music that comes on those round things they call “cd’s” and “records”. AND, instead of the inconvenience of all that “downloading” stuff, we’ll actually MAIL these things straight to your house! Yeah, just like all those bills and parking tickets you never pay. Or coupons for pizza!

This is also the only spot you’ll find various types of other Jubilee shwag, such as t-shirts, blow-up dolls, etc. Specific things that’ll get yer pee-pee hard might just be one of our “Super-Duper-Stick’Em In Yer Pooper-Limited Edition” items. The occasional vinyl test press could just pop up now and again… Or posters, bags of Jenni’s pubes, and other random collector-nerd crap. Ya might even notice that right now, there’s a couple 7-inches priced at $25. Whaaaa?! That’s cos we’ve put up a handful of the first 100 records that were pressed for both singles. These versions came on different colors of vinyl, had different inserts, etc.

We’ll also occasionally be offering special t-shirt designs only available in VERY limited quantities, and NEVER made or sold again. Even at our shows! (Yeah! We’re actually gonna be doing those again too! Whoodathunkit?) The very first of these “Limited Edition” t-shirts is actually available RIGHT NOW. Only 100 of these “Fallout Shelter” shirts are being made, and will NEVER be printed again. These come in either a men’s or women’s style, printed on black regular fit Alternative Apparel “burnout” tees, with yellow ink. “Burnout” fabric is put through an extensive process to reveal years of authentic weathering and a cozy vintage worn-in feel, so no two shirts are exactly the same. These bad-boys are dyed, washed, and pre-shrunk. Sure, we could’ve just made these on cheapo regular “band shirt” crap… But it’s more satisfying forcing our personal tastes upon you. First come, first served, so don’t sit on yr hands there, sperm-burper!

Now… We realize that for some of you, the prices on a few of these items might be a bit out of your range, and a tad expensive. Well, for some of it, you might even be right! But try to understand that in this day and age, being a “musician” ain’t exactly the wisest career move in the world if you enjoy certain luxuries such as… Oh… Electricity… Running water… Food? As they say, “If ya wanna dance, ya gotta pay the band.” So if you enjoy what you hear from us, and what we’re doing (or about to be) don’t hesitate to perpetuate the creation of the finer things in life… Those sounds, sights, and feelings that actually get you out of the bed every day, instead of swingin’ from the ceiling fan above it.

And please be patient with us as we get this whole operation up and running. Soon, the look and function of the store will be getting a significant face-lift. When launched, the new Web-Store will contain quite a bit more items than what are available there now. Thanks for your patience.

pheven wrote:Damn it. I order during work hours (covertly) then get home to discover I missed off getting the In with the Out Crowd red and white version...

Still its good that some stuff can start happening now Jenni is finnished touring with Kylie for the mean time.

paulb09 wrote:I wish my eyes would notice changes in my feeds so I'd actually pick this stuff up two days earlier rather than later.

pheven wrote:Damn it. I order during work hours (covertly) then get home to discover I missed off getting the In with the Out Crowd red and white version...

Still its good that some stuff can start happening now Jenni is finnished touring with Kylie for the mean time.

What they've gone already? It's showing them as still available for me. I know they're £15 a piece and I don't really have the money to spare on collection, but if they're not lying and run through the checkout I'm not stopping. If they are gone though, we're going to be barraged by some insane prices on eBay. I'm betting more than double price to start.

By the way, the CD and vinyl single combo is insane value. If you don't have any of those yet, this'll be the cheapest you'll pick them up.

pheven wrote:Sorry Paul. My words are a little confusing. What I was saying was that I placed an order then realised there was something else I wanted so I couldn't take advantage of the postage discount and would have to order again.

The combo pack is great value but I already have all of the released (or have them on order...).

With postage the vinyl's are about £25 with postage to the UK. If they have any left at the end of the month I might get the In with the Out Crowd vinyl (which would complete my collection).

Cherry Black wrote:No idea of numbers, but even if there were only 10 of us subscribed, we still deserve what we paid for!
Ah well, ever the optimist, I'll keep waiting.

Aaron's a real sweetheart, but bloody hell he can be frustratingly vague at times!